Oops Demotivational Poster
PERIODS - Every girl has her day.
FULLY LOADED -
HULA HOOPS - Nobody Hates Them
CALL OF DUTY -
LOVE - Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.
RAPTURE JOKES. - Too far.
DR. STEPHEN HAWKING - Wonderful Theoretical Scientist Lousy Wheelchair Driver
LIFE LESSON #47 - Never trust a fart.
SOME GUYS HAVE IT - the rest of us are just along for the ride
IF THERE IS JUSTICE IN THE UNIVERSE - then heaven is run by our dogs and they wait at the gate to welcome you... Man, is Vick screwed!
UNDERSTANDING EACH OTHER - Did you say "Go" or "Whoa"? Sorry. My bad.
DRONE-ON...DRONE OFF - Canada introduces latest technology supporting Troops in Kabul
OH CRAP! - That was beyond the scope of authorized work, wasn't it?
SHOPAHOLIC - He got it all online. Al he had to do was follow the link.
S T D ' S - Not the biggest worry at the moment
U.S. LEAVING IRAQ -
MORE THAN THREE SHAKES - Is considered playing with it. That only counts once you're done peeing.
HULA HOOPS - Apparently They're Badass On Krypton
THIS IS A SQUID! - Do Not Confuse It With A Vagina
"SULLY" COPYCAT - that or a female airline pilot...
jumping through hoops -
OOPS!! - I Said A LITTLE Off The Top
WOMENS UNDERWEAR - When Did You Start Wearing Those? When My Wife Found A Pair In My Glove Box
YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG - Damn it Jim, I'm a tech not an English lit major.
CAMP IT UP -
OUR MARRIAGE - My wife submits and I obey. She always lets me have her way.
WEAPONS - One Kills One Creates Both Should Be Discharged Safely
PELICANS - Motivating our troops since 2331
ACCIDENTS - cuz' you're only human
SOCCER - Only The Goaltender May Touch The Balls With His Hands
FEMALE PILOTS - ought to know better since a runway won't fit in the kitchen...
UNWANTED GIFTS -
JACK AND JILL -
WE'RE ALL GONNA DO THIS - Just admit it.
AAA - not a good time to miss a payment
MANY SAY MARINES ARE BEST - And that m*ght be true. Don't discount the Air Force. They know tricks too.
WHOOOOPS !! - Excuse me, must be the Taco's
GOLDEN AK-47 - 150 Terrorist killed. Promoted to General One Star.
LIVING LARGE -
EPIC FAIL - When auto-lifts go on strike.
MY OFFSPRING -
YOU OK BACK THERE? - She's fine...ok girls, carry on...
HEARTS AND MINDS -
ORIGIN OF A SERIAL KILLER - Oh yeah, I forgot...I wasn't invited Go back to your room and think... ...think and eat...think revenge...think!
DRAMITIC EXITS -
YOU KNOW HIM? -
HAPPY DRUNKS -
THAT SCARY PLACE - Doesn't seem too scary when it's your home. Yeah that's right you are going to die.
WELL - It Sounds Like a Fair Deal to Me
HULA HOOPS - How true.
WII DANCE - May Result In Bruised Testicles
LOOK BEHIND YOU FIRST - leaving your vibrator out while trying to look hot.... hotter
THIS TEACHER - ISN'T GOING TO BE LEADING THE CLASS IN "OLD MACDONALD" ANYTIME SOON
THERE, YOU SEE? - I told you I was an exceptionally cunning linguist.
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BE IN BED WITH... -
I'M SORRY... - ...I accidentally cracked this MotiFake
say it ain't so -
Nobody's Perfect -
HOLIDAY BLUES -
COME HOME SOON -
ROCK AND ROLL - even better with Racquel Welch
AUSSIE MARINES STORMING THE BEACH - a job well done mates, except for one small detail. You just invaded Kauai
DOES HISTORY REPEAT ITSELF? - Signs point to yes
ALZHEIMERS - When your parents get their revenge for all the times they had to change your diapers.
BREWANOMETRY - So if beer is 97% water, and humans are 60% water...then... I'm H 2 hosed.
DEATH - Good things all cats go to heaven. Or is that dogs? Ooppsies...
ROBOTS - I made this one insane.
FAILURE - Forgetting to secure the harness... what a trip
U.N. TROOPS - Will ensure stand-off in the next U.S. civil war. Which will start 3 to 6 months after GWB triggers NSPD-51
MYTH BUSTERDS - "Myth: Blasphemy is a mortal sin!!! Ooops... Too late"
RETARDEDNESS - You excel at it
BIG FANCY WALTZ... which one's Matilda? -
Self Discipline -
Streisand Effect -
falling for you -
|PREV PAGE||NEXT PAGE|